I am not kidding you, some Arrested Development coincidental type embarrassment bullshit just happened to me.
So I’m drinking from my water bottle and a drop lands on my keyboard. I look around for a napkin or a towel or something but I can’t find any. Eh, I work alone in my office, it’s okay. I untuck my shirt and stand up and start wiping off the keyboard. I clean it all up and go to tuck my shirt back in. I unzip my pants and start to tuck it in just as an undergraduate walks in.
So I’m standing up in front of my computer with my hands down my undone pants and lo and behold, the LinkedIn profile photo of some random girl that I went to college with is plastered on my desktop.
There was a full 3 seconds of eye contact before he just turned around and left.
GLaDOS aka passive-aggressive queen bitch
Chances are, you all have better thighs than me and I am incredibly jealous.